You apes are certainly one scary sight first thing in the morning. Puffy eyes, hair all over the place, and grumpy!

Not to mention your priorities are all screwed up. First my food, then your coffee. It’s the natural order of things. Does it happen that way? No!

Every morning I have to damned near trip one of the Apes before I get anything good to eat. I find figure 8’s around the ankles to be a good tactic. Usually it causes the Ape in question to stop what they’re doing and feed me.

This morning, however, was different. The Apes slept late and were rushing around trying to get ready for work on time. And they pulled it off.

They just forgot one thing: my food! Apparently I rate below The Wet One who got fed first. Ever since that thing came into the house, I have been rated second class. I’m sick of it!

Oh well, there’s still the other half of the potted mum I started to eat the other day. It gives me the runs, but that’s okay. I’ll just find somewhere other than the litter box to evacuate my bowels. I know many secluded spots where I can do this.

The smell will drive them nuts for the next several days. This should be fun!