I have discovered auctions and I must say it is absolutely thrilling!

Watching and bidding on useless items made for a very entertaining night. What’ll be more entertaining is when some of the crap I won shows up at our door. After all, it was the Big Hairless Ape’s account I was using.

I’m still trying to figure out what the Big Hairless Ape is going to do with a Dog Face Leather Bondage Mask. Trying to explain to the Big Haired Wife why he bid it up to, and bought it (for $300 USD), should make for an interesting conversation. Best have the popcorn ready for that! I can only hope the Breast Enlargement Pills arrive on the same day.

It blows my mind that Apes will buy crap that otherwise would have been tossed in the garbage. One Ape’s garbage is another Apes treasure, I guess.

Then there’s the selling aspect. Last night I listed “Garfield’s Fur Ball - Autographed” at a starting bid of $20.00. (What the Hell! Everyone else is selling fake celebrity crap.) It’s a 7 day listing, so I have plenty of time to cough one up and scribble something on it.

Tonight I think I will list Stewie Griffin’s diaper. The Wet One provides an endless supply of these, so I may have a cash cow on my hands.

Get rich from garbage? You bet!

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