I can never understand why you Apes think of us Cats as disgusting when we bring home a rodent or bird to munch on. 

Generally, this results in a wincing look of disgust followed shortly by the theft of my lunch as you toss it in the garbage while calling me a "Bad Cat!"

No, I’m a good Cat! I caught and killed the damned thing myself. I didn’t squeeze my fat ass into a vehicle to drive to a store to get pre-killed stuff. Where’s the fun in that?

What is really disgusting is some of the crap you Apes will eat. Allow me to clarify:

• Calamari - Call it what it is: Squid! Don’t church it up by giving it a fancy name. Although I love seafood, this stuff gives me the creeps. Squid! Yuk!
• Oysters - You might as well lick the contents of a used Kleenex!
• Tongue - I simply refuse to taste anything which tastes me back!
• Monkey Brains - This is considered a rare delicacy? Not rare enough! Isn’t this borderline cannibalism?
• Pigs Feet - After a lifetime of walking around in barnyard shit, you’d actually put this in your mouth? (Note to self: Don’t let the Apes kiss me ever again!)
• Testicles - Are you serious? Makes me wonder about the true reasons for my trip to the v-e-t on Day 374. Did my "boys" end up on a plate somewhere?
• Dog - Finally! A valid use for these creatures.
• Cat - Now hold the frikkin’ phone! Cat’s are to be adored, petted, and cuddled. Not roasted, toasted, or basted. You even come close to me with a meat cleaver, you’re getting claws in the face! Simple as that!

So next time your Cat drags something home, think twice about what you eat. Let us enjoy our simple quarry.