Now this story from Nothing To Do With Arbroath brought a purr to my throat. It’s nice to know the Cat Spirit is alive and well.

Meet Georgi. By himself, he managed to instill fear into the heart of an Ape. Way to go Georgi! And not just any Ape: a Postal Ape. I hear they don’t scare easily. They have quick access to firearms from what I’ve been reading.

Georgi’s Apes just stopped getting their mail; a refusal to deliver to them because the Cat attacked the postal carrier three times in one week.

It’s obvious to me that Georgi hasn’t had his little trip to the v-e-t yet. I used to have the "boys" to defend my turf like this too, but after that trip on Day 374, I just can’t be bothered anymore. I suddenly took on this whole "what’s the point" attitude. On the plus side, the extra time I gained now goes to napping.

To Georgi: Use ‘em while you got ‘em! Because eventually, they’re coming off!