As we bring the Ape year 2007 to a close, I see a lot of speculation of what’s to come in the next 365 days.

I’m not one to jump on a band wagon, (unless it’s loaded with fish) but I thought I would make a few predictions of my own.

• The Big Hairless Ape will get bigger and more hairless.
• The Wet One will become slightly less wet as time goes on. I predict once he reaches his teen years, he’ll just be wet in other ways.
• The Big Haired Wife will use more makeup in a failed attempt to sustain her youth.
• The dog, ScapeGoat, will get bigger and uglier.
• Bush will once again simply mean “shrubbery”
• Cats will rise to rule the earth. (Ooops, supposed to keep this quiet.)
• The apple in Fruit Of The Loom will be replaced with a peach after threatened lawsuits from Apple Corp.
• Facebook will turn millions of users into mindless zombies. (This may have already happened.)
• Google and Digg will merge to become Giggle.
• MicroSoft will develop a pill named after the company that will counter the effects of Viagra. (You might want to wait for SP1 before trying this!)
• I will eat 150lbs of food and produce 340lbs of litter lumps. (I should put money on this one!)
• Ape youth will stop dressing like pimps and pull their pants up! (A long shot but I thought I would throw that in anyway.)

Well, there you have it. Feel free to post a comment if you wish to add to this.