Big Hairless Ape’s brother dropped in today. I hate this guy! He’s always talking about killing animals and fancies himself quite the hunter. Although, we never see any of his slaughtered prey. He just seems to be drunk upon returning.

Here’s a guy who easily weighs 350 pounds, yet insists on wearing army camouflage all of the time. What’s the point? He’s as big as a house, and trust me, you’ll smell him a mile away before seeing him anyway!

There is absolutely no way this guy would ever just “blend in” unless he’s in a sizable crowd of other large gorillas. Perhaps he could lay down amongst army tents? He’s sure to blend in there also! But that’s about it. You simply cannot hide something this big!

He’s a poor hunter too. Never catches anything and there’s no doubt as to why. I could feel his Jurassic Shockwaves as he approached the house; the ripple in my water dish gave away the fact there was something big coming this way. Had this been a hunting situation, I would’ve been long gone. Also, in the shape he’s in, there’s no bloody way he could ever catch up with me. Hell, I’d likely kill him!

And loud! I missed two naps while he was here. It didn’t matter which room in the house I picked, that booming drunken voice vibrated everything! I’m a total wreck now!

He’s not a Cat lover either which makes him unacceptable and will be purged once Cats rise to be the supreme dominant race on Earth.

{ …Gorgeous slaps his forehead… “Supposed to keep this quiet”… }

Anyway, the Great Wide Hunter has now gone home and I have 2 naps to make up for. I’m exhausted!

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