It looks like the pampered lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to is starting to take its toll. I appear to be getting quite round about the middle.

I noticed this today while attempting to jump onto the back of the couch. My old formula of weight*distance*thrust did not equal my usual velocity. I fell short of the target and landed on my ass. 

So, in light of this, I have come up with an exercise plan. I figure, instead of waking from a nap turning around twice and going back to sleep at the same location, I would perform the following:

• Nap on the couch.
• Move to the chair. Nap on the chair.
• Move to the bed. Nap on the bed.
• Move to the corner. Nap in the corner.
• Move to the hallway. Nap in the hallway.
• Move to the kitchen. Nap in the kitchen.
• Move to the den. Nap in the den.
• Move to the bathroom. Nap in the bathroom.
• Move to the closet. Nap in the closet.
• Repeat to complete my 18 naps per day schedule.

As you can see, this is a whack of exercise I’m not used to. I can only hope I can keep it up and it shows some results.

Also, I figure if I eat more then I will burn more unwanted calories scratching around in my litter box. Each meal requires at least 10 to 15 minutes of scratching.

Well! I best get at it. I have a rigorous workout ahead of me!