Day 1291: Time To Exercise
It looks like the pampered lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to is starting to take its toll. I appear to be getting quite round about the middle.
I noticed this today while attempting to jump onto the back of the couch. My old formula of weight*distance*thrust did not equal my usual velocity. I fell short of the target and landed on my ass.
So, in light of this, I have come up with an exercise plan. I figure, instead of waking from a nap turning around twice and going back to sleep at the same location, I would perform the following:
- Nap on the couch.
- Move to the chair. Nap on the chair.
- Move to the bed. Nap on the bed.
- Move to the corner. Nap in the corner.
- Move to the hallway. Nap in the hallway.
- Move to the kitchen. Nap in the kitchen.
- Move to the den. Nap in the den.
- Move to the bathroom. Nap in the bathroom.
- Move to the closet. Nap in the closet.
- Repeat to complete my 18 naps per day schedule.
As you can see, this is a whack of exercise I’m not used to. I can only hope I can keep it up and it shows some results.
Also, I figure if I eat more then I will burn more unwanted calories scratching around in my litter box. Each meal requires at least 10 to 15 minutes of scratching.
Well! I best get at it. I have a rigorous workout ahead of me!
I know what youre thinking. How can a Cat blog? You think just because we dont have vocal cords or opposable thumbs that we arent intelligent? 

Hej Gorgeous. Me name’s Fioki. Russian white. No speak Inglish 2 good. Xercise I do.. Shit 3 time one day. Me 9 years N 7kilos. Me fat? Cannot stop eating!
Finally! Another Cat who knows how to use a keyboard. (Evn tho Inglish not 2 goot)
You need to shit more than 3 times per day! The extra scratching in the litter box will do it’s job to shed those unwanted pounds. (if they are indeed “unwanted pounds”) It’s working for me!
Keep up the fight Fioki! Our day will come!