I’ve been watching these promotional programs for the ACME company and find their product line to be very interesting.

You can get everything from giant magnets, to disintegration pistols and dynamite. They appear to be geared toward the non-Ape user as I have seen many demonstrations of use.

Their spokesman, Wile E. Coyote - Genius, shows how you can lay traps and use most of the items available through the ACME company. Although a genius, he’s somewhat clumsy and quite often will get himself slammed into the side of a mountain or blown to bits. (If Cats have 9 lives, coyotes must have hundreds!)

So, I Emailed him:

Dear Wile E.

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed your demonstrations for products available from the ACME company. Although I’ve seen most of your infomercial presentations, I am yet to see an address or Website for this company.

You would think a big company like that would advertise more.

If you could assist me in making contact, it would be appreciated. I am very interested in some of their products.

Thanks in advance,
Gorgeous

PS: I hope you get that road runner soon! That’s gone on for just too long now.

No response! I’m guessing if he doesn’t like rabbits (as I saw in one demo) then he’s likely not too keen on Cats either. 

Oh well. I’ll have to get the parts for my Ape Mind Controller somewhere else. No big deal.

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