The Apes are speaking to each other again. I guess whatever crisis they were having has passed. In fact, they are more than speaking, they are in the bedroom with the door closed.

That door was open earlier. It’s because of me that it’s closed now.

Yup! I wandered in. I knew they were in there and thought I might be of assistance in whatever they were doing. I especially like helping with laundry and gift wrapping. I get in right in there and do my part!

So, I jumped on the bed to see what was going on. I was greeted with “Harder!” from the Big Haired Wife.

Really? I aim to please. I got off the bed, climbed the dresser and took a leap from there.

“Faster!” was the reaction to my power leap.

Fine! So I got down and took a good run at it! Bouncing off the chair and dresser on my way, I launched my speed leap.

“Deeper!” she bellowed. (?!)

I didn’t have time to figure out what she meant by that. My leap landed me with all claws out, and directly on the Big Hairless Ape’s naked butt. My first reaction was to dig in and leap away. (Note to self: Extensive claw cleaning later!) His first reaction was to toss me out of the room. He seemed to be in a big hurry for some reason as he rudely slammed the door in my face.

There’s been nothing but Monkey grunting from the room ever since. What could they possibly be doing in there?

Bah, it doesn’t matter. I need a nap. I slept right through two of my naps earlier, which really pissed me off! Now I can hardly keep my eyes open.