This morning I checked my email to find that the son of a Nigerian Diplomat has gotten himself into some hot water.

It seems this Ape needs to get $66 Million Dollars out of the country so the military does not get hold of it. All I have to do is provide some banking details and this money will be deposited by the end of the day. I get to keep 30% of that $66 Million once everything is done.

The instructions from this trustworthy individual were very clear:

If you are interested, contact me by e-mail indicating your full name or company name and address. Your direct telephone and fax numbers. The name and address of the bank you would like us to deposit the money with, the telephone and fax numbers of the bank, your account number, etc. If you have online banking, you can send us your login and password information in order to speed up this process. Everything has been arranged and I will send more information about the business transaction to you as soon as I hear from you.

Seeing as I do not have a bank account of my own, I gladly handed over the Big Hairless Ape’s banking info. I’m sure he won’t mind.

He’s going to be so proud of me! Wait until he sees almost $20 Million in profit. Not bad for a day’s work!