When the Apes aren’t around,
and the birds are on the ground, I purr.

When I take a long nap,
then have a big crap, I purr.

When treats are around,
and the dog is underground, I purr.

When I decapitate mice,
and I have no lice, I purr.

When my food dish is full,
and the Apes aren’t spewing bull, I purr.

When the dog is sick,
and I perform my butt lick, I purr.

When the Apes don’t get along,
even when the Big Haired Wife wears a thong, I purr.

When I have a lazy life,
without need for a wife, I purr.

When a rhyming post is crap,
but at least it’s not RAP, I purr.