Day 1308: Toilet Training
The Apes have completely flipped their lids! They expect me to use a toilet instead of a litter box. Toilets are for Apes, not Cats!
The contraption you see pictured here sits on a toilet and contains a small amount of litter which is supposed to “trick” me into using it. First off, there isn’t enough litter there to make a sufficient mess while burying my business. Second, there’s not enough room on the toilet to get a good round of litter flinging going once I’m done.
I’ve hunted all over this house and can’t find my actual litter box anywhere. Also, they forgot to put the toilet trainer on the toilet before they left for work. I tried using the toilet without it, but I’ve fell in three times now. There is just no traction there!
{… Gorgeous gets off the desk chair, paces the room for several minutes while doing some deep breathing…}
I really have to go too! Perhaps some of you out there can help me out. Here is a list of alternative dumping areas:
- The pot of dirt which houses a small tree in the corner
- ScapeGoat The Dog’s food dish
- On the “welcome” mat just inside the front door
- In a boot (or several boots)
- On the table (nothin’ says lovin’ like crap from my oven!)
- In the Big Hairless Ape’s headphones
Leave a comment and let me know where you think the best place is. But please, hurry!
I know what you’re thinking. How can a Cat blog? You think just because we don’t have vocal cords or opposable thumbs that we aren’t intelligent? 
We hope you didn’t explode from waiting. Our vote. The boots! or, if you can find it a really fancy expensive pair of the lady’s shoes. Doing it there will get the people on the right track
I ate extra food yesterday and got both!
Thanks for the suggestion
Well, to satisfy your need to dig and cover up, the potted plant would do best. But we think the table would get your message across the loudest, seconded by the dog’s dish. They’ll never forget again!
jackie, gidget and fritz
I fear the kitchen table would just get me a swift trip outside. And it’s way too cold out for that right now.
I pretty much filled all the other places I mentioned though…
And they haven’t given up yet???
Nope… They are as stubborn as I am!