Day 1344: Fetch? I think not!
So after the Apes went to work today, I get on the computer and I’m faced with the dumbest question ever in my Adsense bar. “Can Your Cat Fetch?”
The real question here is, “Will your Cat fetch?” I for one have never “fetched” anything in my life. If a stupid Ape wants the stick so bad, why did he throw it away in the first place? If he’s that anxious to get it back, he’d better get it himself.
I mean think about it. If you put your garbage to the curb, do you expect the garbage man to bring it back into the house? No! You do not want it. You’ve thrown it away! Only a dog could screw up such a simple concept.
The description of the ad also caught my attention. “Train Your Cat Like a Dog. Fun for You and Kitty”
Is that so? I highly doubt this. Cat’s do not take orders like a dog would. It’s not that we aren’t trainable, we just aren’t interested. Besides, I’ll be damned if I’m going to drag a newspaper or a pair of slippers all over the house just to please an Ape. Does not sound, “Fun for Kitty” at all!
Bottom line: If you want a Dog, get a Dog. Otherwise leave us out of it!
I know what you’re thinking. How can a Cat blog? You think just because we don’t have vocal cords or opposable thumbs that we aren’t intelligent? 
I couldn’t have said it better. Now pouncing on a dangled string is a whole other question. But I’ll be danged if I’ll bring it back to anyone. Once I have it , its MINE.
Like I’ve said before… fetch is best played with a Dog and a stick of dynamite.