Day 1349: A Song - By Gorgeous
I’m A Pussy Cat
Ohhhh, I’m a Pussy Cat and I’m okay.
I prowl all night and I sleep all day.
{… Suddenly a curtain parts and several Cats dressed in Mountie uniforms appear. Gorgeous leaps from the desk chair and joins them…}
“He’s a Pussy Cat and he’s okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day.”
I chase them mice, I eat my lunch.
I go to the litter box.
On Wednesdays I go napping.
On the Ape Wife’s murdered Fox.
“He chases mice, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the litter box.
On Wednesdays he goes napping.
On the Ape Wife’s murdered Fox.”“He’s a Pussy Cat and he’s okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day.”
I chase them mice, I tip that Pug.
ScapeGoat really hates me.
I use him all the time.
To take the blame for me.
“He chases mice, he tips that Pug.
ScapeGoat really hates thee.
He uses him all the time.
To take the blame for thee”“He’s a Pussy Cat and he’s okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day.”
I chase them mice, I like to purr.I make plans for revolt.
The revolutions coming.
You won’t have time to…
{… The Cats dressed as Mounties suddenly grab Gorgeous and insists he stop singing about the secret plans for the Cat Revolution …}
Damn! And I was just getting into my “groove thang” too!
I know what you’re thinking. How can a Cat blog? You think just because we don’t have vocal cords or opposable thumbs that we aren’t intelligent? 
Graham Chapman is rolling in his grave. Terry Gilliam has his fingers in his ears going “LA LA LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU”. Eric Idle just stifled a shudder. John Cleese just threw up a little bit in his mouth.
I applauded, albeit quietly.
It was a dream… must have typed it in my sleep.
Normally I’m not that silly.
What a great song. When does the revolution begin?
Let’s not discuss that here. I’ll meet you at the dumpster behind MacDonalds…
We’ll do lunch!
You had me going there for awhile. I could just imagine your song ending, “I put on doggie collars / And walk on leashes too.” Fortunately you wrote a better end than that.
Actually, that was coming, but the other Cats shut me down before I got that far!