I haven’t been able to get too much computer time, so I took to reading a few books.

I must say that you Apes certainly have a weird sense of literature.

1. The first book I tried reading was a very large volume. After several hundred pages I finally gave up. There were just way too many characters and places to keep track of.
2. The second book I tried was a little better. A very wordy book where the author had a strange obsession of explaining every little word he used. Although very well written, it was quite hard to follow.
3. The third book was just confusing and peppered with alternative wording. The author had major problems getting to the point!

So, if your looking for something good to read, avoid The Phone Book, The Dictionary, and The Thesaurus.

I think I’ll just stick to shredding magazines…