Day 1363: Reading
I haven’t been able to get too much computer time, so I took to reading a few books.
I must say that you Apes certainly have a weird sense of literature.
- The first book I tried reading was a very large volume. After several hundred pages I finally gave up. There were just way too many characters and places to keep track of.
- The second book I tried was a little better. A very wordy book where the author had a strange obsession of explaining every little word he used. Although very well written, it was quite hard to follow.
- The third book was just confusing and peppered with alternative wording. The author had major problems getting to the point!
So, if your looking for something good to read, avoid The Phone Book, The Dictionary, and The Thesaurus.
I think I’ll just stick to shredding magazines…
I know what you’re thinking. How can a Cat blog? You think just because we don’t have vocal cords or opposable thumbs that we aren’t intelligent? 
Hi… this is really great, and fun. Glad to have found your blog… we’ll come back again. Maggy & Zoey, and The Zoolatry Human.
That is funny Gorgeous! Clearly reading isn’t for kitties - too boring!
Good to meet you!
That is very funny Gorgeous! I tend to read the newspaper more often than books.
Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere!
Well hello Gorgeous. We prefer to haf mom read to us, she’s reading us “We are the Kitties and We Writed Yoo This Book” right now. Welcome to da Cat Blogosphere…we’ll be back!
we is glad to meet a kitty wif an off-kilter sensahumer like our mom’s! we’ll be back to see ya–c’mon ofur if you feels like it–we gots lotsa nip, an’ if mom’ll put the damnbrowndog out inna yard, we can haf lotsa toys to play wif. otherwise, the dbg eats ‘em.
Ya know, you may have a point.
There are lots of the ‘book’ things around this place, and the only things I’ve found them useful for is pushing of the desk/table in the middle of the night (makes a nice bang in a quiet house) and napping on.
Anyhoo…. nice ta meet cha, don’t be a stranger, I won’t.
You tried reading??!! I wouldn’t do that…I would just have my bean read to me.
Nice to meet you!
I think you should judge a book by how comfy it is to sleep on. This is how my cats review any book I try to read
Thanks to everyone for stopping by!
I tried sleeping on those books… The Dictionary was too hard, the Thesaurus was too soft…. the Phone Book however, was just right…
I think there’s supposed to be some porridge around here somewhere…
I do not understand why mine Mummy likes to read books too. Me, I would prefer to give them the biteys!