Sorry about the lack of posting lately, but I took my New CD on tour! We collected much more footwear, and a few other rather heavy items from bedroom windows. Thanks Again!

However, being out in the fresh Spring air reminded me to inform the Apes that Winter is over.

Yup! Shed-Fest 2008 is upon us! Millions of hairs are in the process of leaving my body in preparation for warmer times ahead.

This is my favourite time of year! Time to coat every surface in the house with Essence Ou Gorgeous! Yup! Hair (and hair balls!) everywhere! I love it!

However, this year turned out slightly different than I expected. The Demon Vacuum From Hell is back. Repaired, upgraded, and more intelligent this time around. It seems to avoid any crippling items I toss at it; leaving them for the Apes to clean up.

Because of my shedding fur, it’s done nothing but follow me around for the last 2 days. It was driving me crazy, but as usual I came up with a plan. Since this thing was so obsessed with my fur then I would just have to make sure it found another source.

ScapeGoat The Dog to the rescue! (Please note I am not proud of this!) I continually rubbed myself up against ScapeGoat, leaving mounds of hair stuck to him. (Pugs actually make a pretty good fur brush!)

It worked with only one draw back. It takes ScapeGoat about an hour to lick himself clean of my hair. At this point, Roomba starts stalking me again.

So my choices at this point are to be Stalked by Roomba or take the risk that ScapeGoat thinks I actually like him because I keep rubbing against him.

Tough call!