I’m forever coming across stories of Stupid things that Apes do. I thought I would start a periodical highlighting some of these items.

Today’s story is about a pair of bandits who seem to have a small amount of fashion sense.

Police hunt for robbers wearing thongs as masks

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man’s nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

A few points and questions:

1. Since these thugs are obviously desperate for money, chances are they did not purchase these thongs brand new.
2. Further to the money issue, it’s doubtful these thongs had even been laundered before they pulled this robbery.
3. Are their girlfriends or wives currently wearing masks as underwear?
4. If the thugs have a cold, will they use Panty Shields?
5. How does beard stubble effect delicate materials?
6. Use of thongs in this way would have to be Victoria’s Biggest Secret!

Actually, they may not be so stupid. They’ve seemed to have gotten away with it. Police are still hunting for these guys.

They may want to start their search at some lingerie shops.