Welcome to the conclusion of the Catlympic Games!

We wrapped up the Power Napping event the other day with one surprising result: Fat Cat is alive! I thought for sure the frying pan to the back of his head was the death of him. But not so! He came around within half an hour causing him to lose the gold.

Here are the new results for the Power Napping event.

• Power Napping – Out Nap your opponents.
  1. Gold – Patches the Calico. Napped for 2 days, 15 hours, 42 minutes, 11.654 seconds. (A mirror was held to her nose several times throughout the event to ensure she was still alive)
  2. Silver – Rusty the Tabby. Napped for 1 Day, 3 hours, 22 minutes, 45.431 seconds. No mirror checks here because, well… nobody really likes him enough to care.
  3. Bronze – Fat Cat. Napped(?!) for 27 minutes, 32.345 seconds. Poor thing walks backwards now.

More event results:

• Ape Tripping – Trip the Ape as quickly as you can.
  1. Gold – Fat Cat. Tripped the Ape in 1.253 seconds. Since Fat Cat now walks backwards, this event worked out well for him. The illusion of “walking away” caught the Ape by surprise. This, by the way, is a new world record!
  2. Silver – Patches the Calico. Tripped the Ape in 4.645 seconds.
  3. Bronze – Rusty the Tabby. Tripped the Ape in 5.432 seconds. This was shortly followed by another surprise event.
• Cat Toss – See how far you can get tossed by your Ape.
1. Gold – Patches the Calico. Peed on the rug causing her Ape to toss her 3.43 meters.
2. Silver – Rusty the Tabby. After tripping his Ape in the above event, he ate his Ape’s “stash” causing his Ape to toss him 2.86 meters.
3. Bronze – Fat Cat. Are you kidding me? His Ape couldn’t lift him, let alone toss him. 0.0 meters!
• Garbage Hunt – Find the tastiest morsel from the Garbage at the curb.
  1. Gold – Rusty the Tabby. Found a steak bone with meat still attached.
  2. Silver – Patches the Calico. Found half a tin of oysters. These were fairly old and points were deducted due to the horrid smell.
  3. Bronze – Fat Cat. Lost points due to the fact he refused to share his find. Instead, he gulped it down before we could see what it was.

Being Cats, we don’t want to exert ourselves so these are all the events for this year. If you care about standings, add them up yourself. I’m exhausted!

Nap Time…