Well, I did it. I lasted a whole year without the Apes knowing I use their computer.

I haven’t been able to post much lately as the Big Hairless Ape now takes the LapTop to work with him. Then he comes home and leaves it in that Travel Case. Today I got brave enough and figured out how the case opens.

Zippers! Only an Ape would come up with such a concept. I’ve been terrified of zippers since the day I saw the Big Hairless Ape’s mishap with one of these devices. Why would you put sharp inter-locking metal teeth so close to your genitals? Doesn’t make sense.

Anyway, I faced my fear and got the zippers on the case open. Back online!

After sifting through hundreds of junk emails (What the hell is up with you Apes and the Boner Pills?!!) I thought I should make a post here.

It’s been a while, so I’ll bring you up to speed in point form:

• The Big Hairless Ape is now bigger and more hairless.
• The Big Haired Wife continues to shellac layer upon layer of makeup to her face in a failed attempt to preserve her youth.
• The Wet One isn’t nearly as wet these days but still has his moments. His latest trick is to wipe is runny nose on my fur. I swear! It’d be worth the week outside in the snow just to give that brat a good swat!
• ScapeGoat the Dog is uglier than ever. We have an agreement to stay out of each other’s way. He sticks pretty close to the Big Haired Wife these days.
• The Hamster. Delicious!

I’ll leave you with a list of some of the more popular posts over the year and send out a BIG THANK YOU to everyone for stopping by.

• Day 1239: Fancy Feast My Ass! (The post that started it all)
• Day 1247: Cat Phrases – Explained
• Day 1322: Q & A Interlude #4 (Read this before Q&A #5)
• Day 1324: Q & A Interlude #5
• Day 1338: Security
• Day 1404: The Speed of Tuna
• Day 1437: Pond Reviews