You Apes really know how to screw things up!

Apparently you’ve all fiddled with your clocks, turning this into only a 23 hour day. How is a Cat supposed get through such an adjustment? I have a set nap schedule which is now right down the toilet.

Now I have to figure out what I can live without today…

• Cancel one nap bringing the daily total down to 17 naps. (I’m tired just thinking about it)
• Cancel one trip to the Litterbox in favour of closer dumping grounds. (Shoes make great alternatives)
• Cancel one Tuna feeding. (Not happening!)
• Cancel one beating of ScapeGoat The Dog. (This is my only exercise!)
• Cancel one Snuggle with either the Big Hairless Ape or the Big Haired Wife. (But I need my snuggles!)

After some research into this problem I discovered that the clocks also GO BACK an hour in October. So what’s the point?

But it doesn’t end there either. Apparently every 4 years you add an entire day to make up for the shortcomings of the moronic mathematician who designed the calendar. Division was obviously not this guys strong point.

You Apes really need to start living day to day like us Cats. No adjustments required and each day is exactly like the day before. Just as nature intended.

Some Silly Ape Asks:

• "Why do they call it getting fixed? Doesn’t the procedure really end up with ya being broken? Do you find yourself still attracted to broken female kitty?"

The day the v-e-t lobbed them off is the day my intelligence increased exponentially. (Go figure!) It did ‘fix’ me so I can concentrate better. Perhaps that’s what they mean by that term?

On the plus side, I no longer have to wear those kitty-condoms. Ever try to use one of those when all you have to work with is claws? Doesn’t work out too well. It’s like carrying a gallon of water in a pillow case.

Broken Female Kitties? I prefer them. Who wants a female with 82 kids? Imagine the litterbox!